SHOCKING ATTACK: PASTOR WADEN HARASSES MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE

In a shocking turn of events, local pastor Waden was seen harassing a McDonald's employee during a busy shift yesterday afternoon. Eyewitnesses report that the altercation began when Waden complained loudly about the service. The McDonald's employee, who remains unnamed, apologized for the inconvenience, but Waden launched into a tirade. Witnesses